I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
ANDY ROONEYBeing kind is more important than being right.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
ANDY ROONEY







