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Being kind is more important than being right.

Andy Rooney

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
ANDY ROONEY

Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
ANDY ROONEY

Avoid Book Cook Learning
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself

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