I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
ANDY ROONEYBeing kind is more important than being right.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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