Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
ANDY ROONEYConservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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