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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.

Andy Rooney

In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember

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