I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
ANDY ROONEYConservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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