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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

Andy Rooney

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person

I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

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