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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

Andy Rooney

I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
ANDY ROONEY

Goodness People Time
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
ANDY ROONEY

Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right

I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

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