Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
TIM ALLENMan is the only animal to borrow tools.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end’. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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