Religion is insanity by consensus.
BILL MAHERFaith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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