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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

Tim Allen

If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
TIM ALLEN

Balance Congrats Goodness Kind Mistake Work Yourself
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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Condition Father Life Moment Present Realization Yourself
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Advice Children Live Parents People
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Attention Himself Man Move Talk Television Yourself
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
TIM ALLEN

Instruction Man Manufacturer Reality Togetherness
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality

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