Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
AMBROSE BIERCEAge, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
-
-
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
AMBROSE BIERCE