The covers of this book are too far apart.
AMBROSE BIERCEThe partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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