Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
AMBROSE BIERCEFear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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