There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
AMBROSE BIERCEBelladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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