Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
AMBROSE BIERCEBelladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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