Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
AMBROSE BIERCEPatience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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