Posters
Wallpaper

black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Mark Twain Quote - I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Related Topics

Approve Attend Funeral Funny Humour Insult Letter

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
MARK TWAIN

Cheer Happiness Praise Self Love Yourself
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
MARK TWAIN

Convince Fools People Reality
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAIN

Approve Attend Funeral Funny Humour Insult Letter
Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN

Country Deserve Government Loyalty Patriotism
I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAIN

Happen Humour Life Live Terrible
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
MARK TWAIN

Enemy Friendship Heart Togetherness Work
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAIN

Combination Happiness Impossible One Liner Sanity
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAIN

Brace Character Courage Curious Moral Physical World
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
MARK TWAIN

Honesty Lying One Liner Remember Truth
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
MARK TWAIN

Beat Deep Imagination One Liner Reality Win
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAIN

Bad Conscience Memories Past
If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN

Information Media Newspaper
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAIN

Cease Exist Illusion Life Live
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAIN

Argument Difference Excuse Fools
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
MARK TWAIN

Comedy Drama Impossible Interesting Life Tragedy
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAIN

Education God Humour Idiot Practice School

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes