All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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