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Mark Twain Quote - I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Born Dead Death Fear Inconvenience Inspirational Suffering
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Action Hustle Inspirational One Liner Success Work Hard
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Animal Cruel Man Pain Pleasure
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Country Deserve Government Help Patriotism Support
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Animal Blush Funny Man One Liner
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Life Live Owe World
The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Children Humour Information
I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Happen Humour Life Live Terrible
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Cheer Happiness Praise Self Love Yourself

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