“We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.”

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

A lot of learning can be a little thing.

If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.

If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.

There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.

Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.

God made night, But man made darkness.

I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

I told you I was sick.

I’m just the car, you are the engine! Appreciate you Wonder Woman aka Queen.

When you have more than 10 cars you can’t remember what side the gas tank on.

White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.

Say yes to everything. ‘You want me to buy you some food?’ Yes. ‘You want me to buy you a car?’ Yes.

Being a passionate car enthusiast, I always had my eyes on driving a formula car.

I’m not so keen on letting my car drive itself.

I have a problem with Porsches. They’re wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one.

A man who has never gone to school may steal a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.