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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

Spike Milligan

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

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