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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
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Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
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I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.
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You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
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My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
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If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
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If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Forget Myself Right Thinking Time
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
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Clones are people two.
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One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read”
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