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It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.
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All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
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