Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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