I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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