A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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