Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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