$Steven Wright Quote - Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.$
$Steven Wright Quote - Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.$
$Steven Wright Quote - Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.$
$Steven Wright Quote - Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.$
$Steven Wright Quote - Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.$
$Steven Wright Quote - Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.$

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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

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