I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
STEVE MARTINI believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
STEVE MARTINBe so good they can’t ignore you.
STEVE MARTINActing has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
STEVE MARTINI’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTINAll I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
STEVE MARTINThe greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
STEVE MARTINA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINTeaching is, after all, a form of show business.
STEVE MARTINThe conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
STEVE MARTINYou have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
STEVE MARTINChaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTINDon’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
STEVE MARTINI just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
STEVE MARTINYou can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
STEVE MARTINSome nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
STEVE MARTINI was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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