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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.

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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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Crime Man Office Photograph Writing
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
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Abandonment Book Build Funny Myself Ocean Yourself
I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
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Book Funny Myself Writing
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.
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Funny Herself Myself Night Time Walk
You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
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Fall Feeling Myself Sit Time
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Drive Learning Yourself
Half the people you know are below average.
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Average Level People Yourself
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Company Game Myself Thinking Wrong
I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.
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Death Myself Quote Right Talk Word
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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Lost Myself Place Thinking
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Forget Myself Right Thinking Time
The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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Children Deep Difference Growth Learning Old Philosophy See Teaching Yourself
All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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Believe Funny Hands Myself Science Yourself
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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Forget Funny Myself
$Steven Wright Quote - Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.$

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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Funny Mathematics People Trouble
If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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Hairs Himself Mirror Reflection See

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