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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.

Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTIN

Hard Time Night Shine Sun Yourself
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTIN

Drink Myself Price Try
It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
STEVE MARTIN

Philosophy Thinking Yourself
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
STEVE MARTIN

Artitect Dance Music Talk
I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
STEVE MARTIN

Creation Enjoyment Flow Goodness Myself Right Word
It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
STEVE MARTIN

Appearance Confidence Doubt Motivational Myself
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
STEVE MARTIN

Animal Funny Goodness Important Laughter Learning Myself Sex
You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
STEVE MARTIN

Life Yourself
I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTIN

Astrology Believe Luck Myself
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
STEVE MARTIN

Growth Old Thinking Yourself
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
STEVE MARTIN

Audience Comedy Goodness Greatness Ideas Response Work Yourself
Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
STEVE MARTIN

Appearance Business Perspective Teach
There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
STEVE MARTIN

Audience Better Drive Inspirational Learning Motivational Terrorism Yourself
Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
STEVE MARTIN

Business Happiness Person Surprise Try Yourself
Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
STEVE MARTIN

Choice People Way Word
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
STEVE MARTIN

Day Life Myself Past Present

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