Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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