You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
STEVE MARTINAlways make room for the unexpected in yourself.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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