It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
STEVE MARTINAlways make room for the unexpected in yourself.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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