Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
JOAN RIVERSLife is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
More Joan Rivers Quotes
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn’t get better. You get better.
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On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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Edgar had a heart attack, and I’m to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
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Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ‘Get the hell off my property.’
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
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I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider.
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She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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