If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSIt isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERSWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSI never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSIf Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSDo the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSNever miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERSThere is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERSEverybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS