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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

Will Rogers

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

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