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Will Rogers

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERS

Fly People Rage
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS

Clean Country Mind Need
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
WILL ROGERS

Debt Due never Pay Worry
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERS

Government Match Men Play
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
I never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERS

Man Meet never One Liner
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERS

Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS

Applaud Hero Sit
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERS

Drink Funny Leadership
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERS

Account Democracy Government Nation People
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS

Farmer Optimistic
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERS

Man Mistake never Tired
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERS

Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try

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