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Will Rogers

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit

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