The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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