The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSThe more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERSDo the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSToo many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERSIf advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSCommon sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERSIt isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
WILL ROGERSWorrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSSometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSIt’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERSYou’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS