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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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