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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.

Will Rogers

People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS

Argument Change Mind Observation People
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time

Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.

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