The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSBuy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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