Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSBuy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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