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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

Will Rogers

No man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Man One Liner
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
WILL ROGERS

Business Planning Vision
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERS

Government Pay Thankful
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS

Change Comedy People Politics Serious
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERS

Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS

Clean Country Mind Need
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
WILL ROGERS

Debt Due never Pay Worry
I never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERS

Man Meet never One Liner
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERS

Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERS

Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERS

Dog Politics Reason
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Truth
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS

Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS

Art Diplomacy Finding Rock

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