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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

Will Rogers

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want

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