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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

Will Rogers

The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

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