The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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