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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

Will Rogers

You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS

Clean Country Mind Need
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS

Change Comedy People Politics Serious
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
WILL ROGERS

Life Live Serve Work

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