Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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