Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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