The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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