A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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