The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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