The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSThe more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSEverything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERSDemocrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERSIf you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSThere is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERSBuy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERSCommunism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERSI never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSIt is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERSThe worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERSEverybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERSGood judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSThe more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERS