If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSNever let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERSThere are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERSThe best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERSThere are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSPeople who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERSThere is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSI love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSThere is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERSThe short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERSAn onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSEven if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS