The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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