On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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