Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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