The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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