Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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