Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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