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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Will Rogers

You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman

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