You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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