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Will Rogers

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics

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