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Will Rogers

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERS

Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS

History Inspirational Let Go Past
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Truth
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERS

Country Job Morning President
Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERS

Drink Funny Leadership
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERS

Account Democracy Government Nation People
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch

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