Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSDo the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSYou must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
WILL ROGERSI don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERSBe thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERSBuy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSSometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSNever miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERSWe always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSMake crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSCommon sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERSDon’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
WILL ROGERSThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERS