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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.

Will Rogers

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War

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