All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERSToo many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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