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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.

Will Rogers

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry

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