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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.

Will Rogers

If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock

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