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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

Will Rogers

We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock

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