The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Common sense ain’t common.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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