Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSMake crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSNever let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERSThere are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERSYou must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSDo the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSI never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSNever miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERSI love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSIt is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERSThere are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSA vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
WILL ROGERSBe thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERSWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS