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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

Will Rogers

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject

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