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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

Will Rogers

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS

Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERS

Drink Funny Leadership
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
WILL ROGERS

Philosophy Trouble
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Land Stuff
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS

Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Truth
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS

Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERS

Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERS

Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERS

Dog Politics Reason
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERS

Account Democracy Government Nation People
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERS

Fly People Rage

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