Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSBuy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERSPeople’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERSEven if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERSThere are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERSSometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSYou must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
WILL ROGERSIt’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERSI never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSA man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSToo many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERSThe short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS