Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERSCommon sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSAll I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERSI love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERSIt isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
WILL ROGERSA man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERSGood judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERSThe worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSToo many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERS