When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSWe always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
More Will Rogers Quotes
-
-
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERS -
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERS -
Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERS -
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERS -
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
WILL ROGERS -
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERS -
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS -
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS -
Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERS -
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS -
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
WILL ROGERS -
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERS -
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS -
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS -
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS