If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
W. C. FIELDSI cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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