You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
W. C. FIELDSI cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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