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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Alcohol Money Myself Wild Woman
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Food Funny
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Food Live Lost Struggle Travel
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich

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