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If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

W. C. Fields

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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Care Husband Wife
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself

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