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I never eat before breakfast.

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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Friendship Life Marriage Necessary Old Relationship
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Belief Trust Yourself
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start

I never eat before breakfast.

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