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I never eat before breakfast.

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I never eat before breakfast.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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I never met a kid I liked.
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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