You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
W. C. FIELDSI was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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