There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W. C. FIELDSSomebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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