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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.

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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Food Funny
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Excellence Friendship Future Present Reason Remember
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself

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