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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Habit Mad Myself Weird
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Animal Hands Myself See
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
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Funny Home Start Time
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Food Live Lost Struggle Travel
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree

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