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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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I drink therefore I am.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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