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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.

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I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Expectation Herself Life Man Woman Yourself
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Advice Age Alcohol Authority Give Up Myself
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Food Funny
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Children Parents Tough
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree

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