There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
TIM ALLENKids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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I think there’s a percentage that don’t realize, that don’t know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It’s more of a it’s not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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