Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
TIM ALLENIf you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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I have a thing for tools.
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Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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