Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, “And let there be aluminum siding.” Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better.
TIM ALLENAnytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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