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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.

Tim Allen

Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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Born Children Deal Myself Thinking Time
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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Appearance Brilliant Funny Head Shower Weird Woman Yourself
I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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Audience Easy Hurt Myself Time
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Day Himself Interest Love Man
When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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Condition Father Life Moment Present Realization Yourself
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Drink Money Oneself Party Rich Wealth
Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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Easy Family Issues Movie Time
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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Advantage Beautiful Myself Play Reality Show Theatre
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Animal Man Own
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel

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