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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Tim Allen

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Drive Myself Quality Sound
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Hands Listening Story
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Goodness Lying Man Myself Positive
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Forever Love Marriage Moments Myself Young
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Attention Himself Man Move Talk Television Yourself
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Children Father Fear Irrational Lose Myself
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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Death Dog Food Leaving
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

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