I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
TIM ALLENWomen are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I think there’s a percentage that don’t realize, that don’t know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It’s more of a it’s not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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