If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
STEVEN WRIGHTI just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.
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All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead?
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Clones are people two.
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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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