On the other hand, you have different fingers.
STEVEN WRIGHTI just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
More Steven Wright Quotes
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
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I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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