On the other hand, you have different fingers.
STEVEN WRIGHTI put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
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I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?
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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
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