Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
STEVEN WRIGHTClones are people two.
More Steven Wright Quotes
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Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
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Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
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If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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If it’s a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
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Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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