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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
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My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
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Better Doctor Myself Pay Right Work Yourself
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Drive Learning Yourself
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Break Up Imagination Myself Relationship
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
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Friendship Gift Myself Sex
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Discipline Funny Himself Person Time

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