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Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
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The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
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