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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
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All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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Funny Goodness Myself Oneself Worth
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.
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If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
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Act Attitude Head Herself Live Scare Yourself
I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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