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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

Steve Martin

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTIN

Criticize Himself Man Walk Way Yourself
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
STEVE MARTIN

Alone Break Up Connection Deep Herself Himself Moments Night Relationship Thinking
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Breathe Business Mistake Myself Worst
I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Book Funny Myself
I love money. I love everything about it.
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Love Money Myself One Liner
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Break Up Cheating Herself Myself Woman
I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Deep Emotion Happiness Myself Sad Time
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Day Life Myself Past Present
Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Appearance Business Perspective Teach
You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Boredom Comfortable Work Yourself
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Goodness Ignorance Inspirational Motivational One Liner Yourself
Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Business Happiness Person Surprise Try Yourself
The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Inspirational Mindset Motivational Spiritual Writing
You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Life Yourself
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Destruction Funny Philosophy
Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Act Actor Collaboration Team Work Yourself

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