Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
STEVE MARTINHow to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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