Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
STEVE MARTINHow to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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