Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
STEVE MARTINHow to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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