How many people have never raised their hand before?
STEVE MARTINHow to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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