Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTINHow to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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