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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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