There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTINThere’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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