Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
STEVE MARTINThere’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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