I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
STEVE MARTINThere’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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