Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTINThere’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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