I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTINThere’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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