How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
STEVE MARTINThere’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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