How many people have never raised their hand before?
STEVE MARTINI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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