Be so good they can’t ignore you.
STEVE MARTINI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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