The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
STEVE MARTINI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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