I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINI thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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