Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
STEVE MARTINI thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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