I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINI thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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