I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
STEVE MARTINHow many people have never raised their hand before?
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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