It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
STEVE MARTINHow many people have never raised their hand before?
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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