The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
STEVE MARTINHow many people have never raised their hand before?
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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