Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
STEVE MARTINWhen I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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