I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
STEVE MARTINWhen I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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