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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.

Steve Martin

Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Alcohol Drink Poet Team Writing
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Different Evolution Human Walk
I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Experience Imagination Life Myself Reality Stand
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Hard Time Night Shine Sun Yourself
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Beautiful Believe Money Myself Natural Sex
It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Philosophy Thinking Yourself
I love money. I love everything about it.
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Love Money Myself One Liner
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Breathe Business Mistake Myself Worst
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Break Up Cheating Herself Myself Woman
Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Choice People Way Word
You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Boredom Comfortable Work Yourself
I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Body Funny Home Myself Play Stay Woman
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Day Life Myself Past Present
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Boy Different Language Word
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Animal Funny Goodness Important Laughter Learning Myself Sex
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Artitect Dance Music Talk

When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.

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